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Patriarchy Central

@patriarchyctrl

The nexus of the hive mind of men, where they receive their edicts, news and Male Privileges™. A parody of feminism's "The Patriarchy". Pronouns: Sir/My Lord.

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calendar_today03-10-2014 01:26:17

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Dude, could you stop? In the real world(where it matters) there are so many initiatives aimed specifically at women's mental health. Getting upset that there are some(a few, occasional) posts pointing out that men also suffer mental health issues is such a pissy, petty thing.

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I'm off to England to open a new chapter of The Patriarchy in Birmingham. I've chosen a substitute that has a lot of experience in being a member of The Patriarchy. In fact, he's one of the originals!

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"Yabba-Dabba-Do! Day 1 as the head honcho at The Patriarchy, and it’s going boulder-ly smooth! First order of business: make sure we’ve got plenty of Bronto Burgers for our next meeting. 🍔 #FlintstoneStyle #PatriarchyPower"

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Here is "The Water Buffaloes Song" at one of our chapters. We were one of the original chapters of The Patriarchy. youtube.com/watch?v=PXzbu1…

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If Wilma and Betty try to sneak into our lodge, don't let them in. They don't know the secret handshake. They're supposed to be in the Women's Auxiliary cooking for us. ~Fred Flintstone

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Would the guard at the door please remember to ask for the secret password so that Wilma doesn't sneak in? youtube.com/watch?v=zSiMGz…

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"Uh, Wilma says I’m supposed to ‘listen’ to my fellow Patriarchs... so fine, I’ll listen. But I still get the last yabba-dabba-word! Right? Right?? 😅 #RockAndRollLeadership"

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You're lucky Phineas isn't here today. He would be outraged at this heresy. No, "The Patriarchy" shall not be toppled. ~Fred Flintstone, filling in for Phineas Biddlefarthing for The Patriarchy

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Ladies, gentlemen, Patriarchy Central, Patriarchal Women's Auxiliary and feminazi - put your fucking lighters in the air for the first official song by Julia And The Playtriarchy! I hope the #Patriarchy don't mind me taking the initiative, but we can have sub-groups and rock. suno.com/song/a4cb7932-…