Energy secretary Ed Miliband nationalises National Grid’s electricity system operations unit. It was doing a perfectly good job as currently constituted but Miliband wanted it under public ownership. At a £630m cost paid for by taxpayers but then recouped by charges on household

Stand down folks. Apparently Sir Starmer is “Mr Rules” Anything from Lisa Nandy MP #PartyFrockGate

Fact of the Day: Concorde was the first fighter jet in the world to drop a semi-nuclear bomb on the 31st Feb 1926. The bomb was dropped on the town of Rochdale (South Yorkshire), the area is still waiting to be redeveloped over 71.75 years later Photographed from a Canberra

This is Lord Alli, Keir Starmer’s sugar daddy. He’s the man that paid £20k to dress Starmer properly, in exchange for a security pass to No. 10. Lord Alli also dresses Mrs Starmer in luxury clothes, but they wanted to keep that one hush hush. SleazyStarmer.

At least we know Starmer wasn’t lying when he said he wouldn’t pay for private health care for a family member if it helped. He’d get one of his mates to pay for it instead. #LabourFail

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Labour are evidently much better than the Conservatives, it’s only taking them three months to generate as much hatred as the Conservatives got after 14 years

Old people - to save on bills this winter, simply become Prime Minister. The taxpayer picks up your gas bill and millionaires buy nice clothes for you and your wife. Beat that, Martin Lewis

Lowe possibly makes similar money to Kier Starmer, but why is it one feltches clothes from shady peers, and the other donates his salary to worthy, local courses?

Dear Lord Alli Pls can you pay for my wife’s clothes like you did Starmer’s? I can’t give you a No 10 pass, but can sort tour tickets and a shout-out on my podcast.

Do you want to tell Jonny Smith Andy Andy Sherratt or shall I ? 😂😂😂

Not everyone will get this.

What kind of sick society jails people for rioting and saying bad things on social media but not for paedophilia?

Huw Edwards, ex-BBC News presenter, given six-month suspended prison sentence for making indecent images of children Whilst people are in jail for posting memes Some of you might think that this is some form of #TwoTierJustice and you’re probably not wrong

Hi Jon Sopel , no tweet on here about Huw Edwards ?

Poor Matt, thought he could retire when this government promised no more sleaze, he’s never had as much material as he’s had in the last 70 days.

This makes perfect sense, I wish I’d know this years ago.

I know I’ve driven a lot today, but I think I may have taken a wrong turn.

This car is properly good, it is composed and comunicative, despatched motorway miles effortlessly. A lovely place to spend time. The tech service is outstanding as well Tom Hollick