I will leave you with this banger! 💋🔥🥂

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I may have just cut my own bangs as if the love of my life just broke up with me. I got a party to go to. Albeit at my daughter’s house. 💋 ✌️🥂

The only thing I can think of, is that Dr AssBurger is at the fucking game today. Are you??!!??

Get that mf outta there. FFS, he’s not on today. It’s not gonna get any better.

Oopsie! Anywho, idk what to do. Lemme see what ⁦luvrgirl🫀⁩ is doin….

My President takes mug shots and showers with a super model, your president takes bribes, showers with his daughter and shts himself.

We are not the same

Good morning! Question~Is there some secret place to get prehung interior doors like this, at a cheaper cost than Lowe’s/Home Depot??

Right! Gnight, fuckas!

Where’s COCKENHEIMER? I ain’t seen that negative energy mf all day! ? ! 🏆🔥 ⚾️ 3RD PLACE COCKENHEIMER ⚾️🔥 🏆

So, I decided ima eat dinner. I’m f’n around in the kitchen. Alexa~Tell me a joke about the Yankees. “The Yankees walk into a bar, bartender says, you here to watch the World Series?”

Update

The friendship of Yordan Alvarez and Mauricio Dubón is the best thing ever. Watch this.

Omg, I need to rethink this profile pic. My forehead looks like Angela belcamino or whatever tf her name is

Very exciting Friday night for me! 😂😂😂

Uh huh!

I realized I’m emotionally unavailable. Get it? I was, masterbating! 😂 I slay myself with the comedy. 😂😂😂 Anywho, finish the sentence!

Morgan Ortagus is stunningly beautiful. Good God!

Pulp Fiction. Go~

I have literally BLOCKED this cunt twice in the last week, and lo and behold, here she is again. Yeah, the pope knows Trump is on God's side. And like the pope, Biden is pure, unadulterated EVIL. #fakepope #thepopeisevil