"how is he always sick?" Bro is a new dad. That'll do it.

Go birds

More security can also fail, though. Robb Elementary had security and they weren't able to stop the Uvalde shooting, so if they are going that route, there needs to be more detail than simple volume of security.

he's ready for the steeple barrier.

When track and field makes it as a sport, this guy will tweet something like "I may open the country's 1st trackhouse."

A strong public education system being the foundation of society is my most Massachusetts coded belief

BREAKING NEWS! Ethan Gregg signs a pro contract with Hansons-Brooks ODP and to continue his running dreams. The 3x D3 champ will take his talents to Michigan where past D3 champions have continued their careers. Congrats Ethan!

Hate them all you want, but Glen Powell will play Hunter in the future biopic about these two.

Bro is going to have a villain arc after this. See you at the track.

Alex Predhome getting blocked on strava is a level of "it's over" I didn't know was possible. that's even worse than venmo

I love that the Philadelphia Phillies understand everyone wants to watch the Eagles tonight so they're racking up the runs early to let us all lock in to the other game. Very respectful. Very demure.

Hopefully, they can get somewhere with this.

Jason Kelce:

The Eagles have caught up to the Phillies’ scoring

The birds did NOT overpay for Saquon Barkley.

Hell yeah. Always be prepared for a spontaneous challenge to race.

"Did he just start naming distance runners from 15 years ago?"

There are 2 moods for cross country athletes racing in early September. 1) "Oh my god, we're gonna win nationals!" 2) "We're still in base training. We've barely even touched strides."