Q: What do you call Congress's expulsion of George Santos?

A: A good start.

#ModifiedLawyerJoke

Wow: Maine Rep. Jared Golden reverses long-held stance and calls for assault weapons ban.

“The time has now come for me to take responsibility for this failure,” Golden says.

“Which is why I now call on the United States Congress to ban assault rifles.”

.Sam Ezersky billy joel would like a word

RIP Robbie

The Band - 'Ophelia' (The Last Waltz) youtu.be/xe7y7ByOrwQ via YouTube

Oh wait, I missed the discourse, people that don't know Jamie Foxx(or probably any Black people) thought he was being antisemitic?!? Because you don't know the phrase, so presumed it was a part of everyone else's bs tropes? Even after he was nice about how it could be misread?!?

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huh. i wonder why.

Copyeditors at the New Yorker be like “In my in-box there’s an e-mail from a teen-ager who won’t coöperate in the reëlection, instead focussing on his début Web site”

congrats to Mookie Betts for being the 1st player in MLB history to hit his 24rd home run 👏

Before you begin your thinkpiece, the Supreme Court DID NOT strike down Affirmative Action

Admission preferences for legacies, donors, employee families and special recommendations are still allowed

The Court struck down Affirmative Action For everyone except WHITE PEOPLE

i’ve done it #spellingbee

If you can name all your kids in order, we’ll drop the charges.

*reads his response

You forgot Tiffany.

Current status of this website: the billionaire owner and a podcast host worth hundreds of millions are currently dogpiling a pediatrician who develops vaccines to give to impoverished countries.

woah

Boyz II Men would like a word #spellingbee

Nearly every interview I’ve done w/moms this week has kids popping in to say hi, moms still in gym clothes and sweaty, calls from cars or closets (me too!), or a pause to make a snack.

Every man I’ve interviewed was in a quiet office space and was not interrupted once.

i apologize in advance #spellingbee

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