QUickly, with your 138 IQ and genius takes like this, you should apply to the Pentagon!

Surely they'll have you heading a think-tank in no time with such never before thought of ideas!

Eat a dick.

'Hurr dee hurr! Me has 138 IQ! Me thinks black ops will cut power stations. Nothing better for dem to do!'

No, you fucking halfwit.

Every fucking wargame, from REFORGER to Jade Helm, has lower enlisted doing it. Usually a hung over E5 driving a shit-heap vehicle with a bunch of…

'I haz 138 IQ, so Iz is knowins that dey will usez the sneaky coal-fart hopritayves to knock knock up demz elektricities and stuffz...'

Someone's never been part of wargaming out shit before.

Go stand in the corner, you absolute fucking lawn flamingo.

Again, you are a complete fucking moron.

Yeah, let's deploy SEAL Team Six, or DEVGROUP, or one of those guys to go blow up the power station.

Sit your dumb fucking ass down.

'The lower enlisted will be too stupid to understand the orders they were given and will be shocked and amazed when the power lines they destroyed end up cutting the power to a location...'

Do you wear mittens pinned to your chest in the winter?

Mr. 138 I.Q. assures us that the junior enlisted AKA the lower enlisted, possibly won't know about what's happening until after the orders are given and executed, depending on the orders.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm pretty sure his favorite Soundcloud album is just someone going…

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Who do you think EXECUTES the orders?

Do you think that the LT just telepathically beams the orders into their brains, they go into Killbot mode, and then wake up after everything is done?

Holy shit, is that mass of bone on top of your neck used for anything but…

'Can you stop her from yapping so this line can move forward? I don't have all damn day.'

'I did a callback to something from 10 chapters ago! How's THAT for a blast from the past!'

Me>You are like little baby.

Yeah, I’m a real “dumbfuck” with an I.Q. of 138 and more strategic-level military planning and experience than most people will ever hope to acquire.

Yeah, I’m a real “dumbfuck” with an I.Q. of 138 and more strategic-level military planning and experience than most people will ever hope to acquire.

There are dudes manning glory holes at truck stops looking at this and going 'gaaaaaay.'

80's Glam Rockers are embarrassed for you.

Y'all still alive???? 😜

New Chapter Up.

Dominance of the Most Adaptable.

Times are tough, life is hard.
We had to buy our own birthday card.

I get it, everything is super-expensive.

So read the rough draft, stream of consciousness, fugue state chapters for free!

Reddit: reddit.com/r/HFY/comments……

Maybe sleep in your own homes.

They need to start beating these little shits.

THE LAPTOP LIVES!

Deep recharge cycle on the battery, cleaning the contacts, cleaning the motherboard, cleaning the RAM and reseating it.

Finding the RIGHT charger.

As a veteran, let me assure you, that anyone who starts a tweet with 'As a veteran' has probably suffered 1 too many TBIs and huffed way too much ballsweat.