Does anybody know where you can get the adorable Made Ugly in Georgia hats?

Huge crowd for tonight's #Trumprallly

BREAKING: Barron Trump has appealed Judge Merchan's decision to let his father attend his graduation.

But I don’t want to be charged with a crime 😳😥

Wow, even with all the stress of the trial, President Trump keeps looking younger and younger.

Some people want me to label myself as a parody account so that people won't mistake me for the real Jack Kimble. The problem with this is I am the real Jack Kimble.

Serial killers follow a very specific set of behaviors that we should be aware of to intervene while this behavior can still be stopped.

1. Torturing or killing small animals
2. Refusing to take responsibility for their actions
3. Becoming Governor of South Dakota

If you have never had to put down an animal then you don’t get to judge her. The second hardest thing I ever had to do in my life was make the decision to put down a beloved family pet. The hardest thing was when that family found out it was me.

Liberals deny it all you want but when I was a kid, grape was one of the flavors in rainbow sherbet and now it’s raspberry. #GrapeReplacementTheory

Help me out here, folks. He doesn’t like my hat, but I think it’s pretty cool and let’s everybody know I’m a patriot

Glad to see a lot of my fellow conservatives on Twitter coming out strong to defend Kristi Noem. Some puppies deserve killing is definitely an issue we can own the libs with.

Oh yes, I am a nerd. Not just video games but pencil and paper—the hard stuff. Yeah, I started with D&D but I kept searching for bigger kicks, ya know? Call of Cthulhu and Champions. I’m up to two campaigns a month sometimes 3 and I go to Gen Con too.

Maybe I'm too old or maybe I played too much World of Warcraft back in the day, but anytime somebody posts LFG, I don't what it means and just assume they're looking for a group.

I don't hate the Tory Taylor pick, but I just have to get over all the hype we got with Todd Sauerbrun #Bears

What I said about the #NFLDraft coverage not being annoying--I really hate Day 3. Influencers, British guys with Hitler hair, and a whole bunch of people I don't care about screaming at me that Tampa Bay has taken a long snapper.

So when Frasier left Cheers to go off and live with his father in Seattle, was he post Malone?

Is it possible that Spencer Rattler goes to Atlanta and their plan is to revolutionize singlewing football with a backfield of quarterbacks so defenses have to respect the pass no matter who has the ball?

Chicago is such an interesting band. I love their early stuff, but I just don't know how you get a record company to greenlight a double album for your debut.

I have asked everybody to respect my dog's privacy because he's still a puppy, but I'm not exaggerating when I say one of the best things to ever come into my life was found in a Texas dumpster in the July heat. Somebody thought he couldn't be trained either evidently.