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Finally home from 360iDev - Aug. 28-31, 2022. Thank you to idev and to Denver for giving me an awesome week.
I will now spend the next 48 hours sleeping before heading to iOSDevUK Conference.

Very excited seeing people arriving at iOSDevUK Conference.
I’ll be arriving some time Monday evening if anyone is looking for some food.

My autistic brain is currently starting work on a panic attack because it can’t satisfactorily classify cross rail as ‘underground’, ‘overground’ or ‘national rail’

Thank you to all those who recommended I visit Meow Wolf. I’ve never had a reaction like that to an art gallery before. Just incredible.

You should never talk about disabled people in a divisive 'us and them' way. That leads to a saviour mentality (bad).

We're here. We walk, roll and live among you.

You'll be one of us one day.

My book is also on pirate sites. If you genuinely can’t afford it, please just ask. If you just don’t want to pay, stop being an asshole.

Trump going for the Father Ted defence.
“The documents were just resting in my safe”
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…

So long and thanks for all the fish.
Thanks 360iDev - Aug. 28-31, 2022. It’s been fun.

My hotel room is opposite the Department of Death from Grim Fandango.
I think I have to do something with the pidgins on the roof?

Can anyone help Dani out with his swag request 😆

Welp. Heartbreaking that this will be the last 360iDev - Aug. 28-31, 2022. John Wilker and the rest of the crew have done so much for the iOS dev community over the years. Thank you.

It’s been a real honour to finally have the opportunity to attend and even to present.

Morning 360iDev - Aug. 28-31, 2022!
For the last day I’ve picked RevenueCat socks. Thanks Josh “family first” Holtz 💪🚀!

We don’t really like to push these things but this is a very gentle reminder. We are now 50 days to go and tickets are running low. If you are on the fence we highly recommend booking now. We can’t wait to see you all 🚀

My local ‘newspaper’ is 90% press releases from a ‘designer outlet’ and 10% reprinting lists of people who appeared in court.

This dinner lady says she cries going into work - because she has to deny children school lunch.