Nancy Reagan on the MGM lot

Just because he owns Amazon doesn’t mean she has to shop there for dresses

I need this wig on RuPaul’s Drag Race yesterday.

RIP, Olivia Pope. You would have loved “Challengers” (2024)

So…the Democrats are gonna win despite killing people? Okay.

What kind of Whoville ass name is this? Is that child gonna confront The Grinch?

Anyone wanna learn the Abbott Elementary Gen Alpha hand game with me?

OJ Simpson’s legacy lives on

Stephen Sondheim’s “Company” (1970)

I know this is a joke but I need it to not be

Actually not going to mock this because Monopoly was originally created by a woman (Elizabeth Magie) to illustrate how it is impossible for regular people to 'win' under capitalism. I'm sure Margot Robbie does her homework and will deliver us a banger.

You’ve heard of “La La Land” now, get ready for “Ga Ga Land”

La La Land (2016) for people who stopped taking their psych meds against medical advice

Mother Teresa absolutely used slurs.

Do not cite the deep magic to me. I was there when it was written.

LA to SF in under an hour or GTFO

We need to bring back secrets, diaries, ANYTHING but over-sharing on reality TV.

What stage of capitalism is it when basic necessities are being rebranded as a 'splurge?'

Jojo Siwa is a Seven Sisters student who can’t read. This is everyone who kisses a girl before fall break, gets a funky haircut/piercing on Mountain Day, and thinks she is the first person to ever do it.