#SleepyDonald

Trump in court on Monday,... just before he fell asleep.

I remember when my college roommate disappeared on a 3-day cocaine bender,... and when he finally turned up,... he kinda looked like this.

Don't worry, Donald. Where you're going,... it will be plenty hot.

For all eternity. 👿

This is seriously a new level of being a douchebag.

- You directly undermine Ukraine's defense effort by turning Starlinks off for the Ukrainian military right in the middle of important operations and letting the Russian military use it despite U.S. sanctions
- You spread the…

Trump at Trump Tower last night bragging that he had “great action” at his choreographed event at the bodega with the NY Young Republicans posing as random people from the neighborhood.

Whut? 😮

Couldn't make it because,... you know,... bone spurs and stuff.

Dismissed Trump Juror Says Former President Not As 'Orange' As Expected

A juror identified only as 'Kat' told MSNBC, 'You know, he looked less orange, definitely like more yellowish, like yellow.'

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Trump said to have urgently asked biographer if mobster he insulted,... was 'still in jail'

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Russian state TV hosts: “Our beloved Trump, in whom we place all of our hope.”

“As always, our candidate [Trump] doesn't let us down. We need to support him.”
(September 2022)

Two parking lots. Both full of unwanted, unsold, poorly built, overpriced, absolutely useless, stainless steel monstrosities poorly conceived and designed by drug-addled egomaniacs. One of them, many people think of fondly. The other, is the Cybertruck.

Meanwhile,... in Trumpville:

New: Jury selection in the Trump criminal fraud trial hit a procedural snag in New York on Thursday,... as lawyers for the former president grew increasingly suspicious of one particular potential juror:

Someone obviously stayed up past his jail time again!

Donald Trump and Kari Lake’s only principle is to say whatever they need to say for their own political gain, even if it means waging a war on women’s health rights.

RFK Jr could never unite our country. He can't even unite his own family behind his campaign.

GOP Rep Drops Out of Race After Claim He Forged Signatures

He was running for Congress.

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Crackpot Candidate Kari Lake Tells Supporters to,... 'Strap On A Glock' to Help Her Election To Senate

Armed MAGA intimidated voters in Arizona during the last election.

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Lauren Boebert Backs Federal Abortion Ban 'No Exception' Special Election Nutjob Candidate

GOP nominated placeholder Greg Lopez also thinks Barack Obama isn't Black.

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Every time you shake a tree in Trumpville,... another crook falls out.

'Are you pro-slavery,... or against slavery?'