From tomorrow I'll go for running at 5 am

Me at 5:15 am

This is poetry. The fact that they made her cry simply by staring at her and not answering her questions is just 🤌🏼

The answer to why hate politics is back to being the central theme of the BJP campaign after a week of 'Modi ki guarantee' is simple.

Sahib is worried. The first and the second phase was an eye-opener for them. People are talking more abt joblessness, poverty & inflation

What a despicable person! How pathetic that you have no accomplishments to campaign on after having been in government for 10 years. And how desperate, immoral and unscrupulous to make such vile allegations to seek votes. Will any voter be dumb enough to believe this evil bile?

Someone whose DP is a pic of Sanjay Gandhi just retweeted me.
Time to quit twitter.

Besties... let's be honest we'll never get to buy a house. The shit was for the generation before us.

But look at the bright side... We'll be the first generation to work till 80 and still be a hospital bill away from bankruptcy.

If you think INC's manifesto is 'revolutionary', you need to read CPIM's manifesto.

By that logic the IT department should issue a notice to Amit Shah asking him to explain Jay Shah's meteoric asset increase

Not to brag but I have a better chance of defeating the BJP than Congress

The Stop Adani campaign

The biggest inequalities in life occur at birth. Some are born abysmally poor, some rich beyond imagination. This has nothing to do with their hard work & has no moral justification. This is the reason why an inheritance tax to curb inequality is a must in any civilized society.

Why was I not aware of this 😭😭😭

Someone shared this with me on WA and I s2g if I laugh a second more I'll collapse

I don’t know why Congress is being so defensive. If ever there was a time for a billionaires’ tax it is now. The richest 1% own 40.5% of India’s wealth and it’s getting worse every day.

Inheritance tax wala 'Tweet delete karwa Diya paw paw'. 😢
- Amit Malviya (मोदी का परिवार)

Today we must thank the artist who scammed Nidhi Razdan.

merit brigade will oppose inheritance tax

The saddest thing is bengalis are all too familiar with 'won unopposed'

This apology from Patanjali Ayurveda and the scamsters that run it, Ramdev and Balakrishna, is still not an apology for the healthcare harms they unleashed over the decade on Indian public. They misled the people on unsubstantiated, unscientific claims of their junk Ayurvedic…