Some people continue to use the words ‘axe’ and ‘hatchet’ interchangeably and I refuse to use some hackneyed idiom to express how much I have an axe to grind with those people

I don’t want to see people on TV complaining about their smelly bits. Thats why you’re in that box on the wall and nowhere near me.

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 That's so much nicer than thinking there was a terrible industrial accident of some kind.

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 That must be how all those shoes wind up hanging from power lines!

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 As my mother would have said, “What other explanation could there be?”

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 Or they just hated one shoe.. they still have the other.

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 Hopscotch tournament afoot.

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 A hippie sees another hippie walking down the street with only one shoe.

He said, “Hey man, you lose a shoe?”

He said, “No man, I found one.”

Lisabeth Haverale Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 New Hampshire has some world-class hollers, they just don't know it.

60+ Wanting desperately to retire. Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 Those are called 'tumbleweaves'.

Finally the “Shoeless” Joe Jackson mystery has been solved and another baseball record in the books.

(Actual photo of Jackson threatening St Peter to have both feet re-attached before entering the Pearly Gates.)

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 Could just be running from the devil.

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 That’s not what I think. I’m a realist. Sasquatch. Know the signs.

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 Yes, it's a known thing, Salty. It's called 'Ascension of the Metatarses.'' One of the great mysteries....

Monica L Martin Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 It’s ineffable.

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 Every time I see a shoe/boot on the road, I wonder if a foot is inside. I have since I was a little kid.

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 🤣
a friend and I were on a long car trip once and we decided to take turns telling a story about how a particular shoe ended up on the side of the road every time we saw one

it ended up being great fun! we saw several that day

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 If I had a hammer, I'd hammer out love between some parties. Or just hammer them out completely. Not really. I'd vacuum them up and set the bag out on the curb.

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 We lived far off in the country on a family homestead. On a fast highway with a sharp curve down by the grandparents' homestead. Whenever there was a car wreck my 6 Sibs & I'd trudge down to gather the shoe. They always left one shoe.

We were a tad bored.