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Ron Filipkowski Midge Greene and Laura Loomer fighting over Trump’s affections is like watching two filthy pigeons fight over a pizza crust that somebody crushed out a cigarette in.

The people who are complaining that Kamala Harris hasn’t fixed all of America’s problems in the last 3 and half years as the Vice President are the same people who are perfectly fine with Donald Trump not fixing any of America’s problems in 4 years as the actual President…

ROFLMAO 🤣

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

I can’t stress this enough, please do not shoot Donald Trump. I need him to lose to Kamala Harris Nov 5th.

Ron Filipkowski The grift that keeps on grifting.

If being within 500 yards of a gun means you’re the target of an assassination attempt then everybody in Florida is the target of an assassination attempt by nearly everybody else in Florida.

if you're shitting bricks because a Trump golf course isn't a safe place to be, wait until you hear about every school in America

"The baby-killing, election-stealing, child-molesting, kid-butchering, satanic communists who support Kamala Harris need to tone down their inflammatory rhetoric." —Republicans

If Diddy can't get out on bail for sex trafficking at parties, can someone explain how Trump is out on bail for trying to overthrow the government?

I hate this language when a pastor has an affair. “He fell” Bro, what did he trip on? His own unbuckled pants?

LMAOOO, Kamala Harris just said "if someone breaks into my house, they're getting shot. I probably shouldn't have said that." 🤣 🤣

Greta Olivia Nuzzi You said backpacking and now I have to go find a defibrillator. 🤣🪦

Mark Robinson finds dates on Ashley Madison. JD Vance finds dates at Ashley Furniture. America, stop voting for weird perverts.

Thou shalt not demand celebrities keep their opinions to themselves when you support a reality TV star who never shuts the fuck up. MayorOfFunkytown 9:19

Merrick Garland will be standing in the rubble of our democracy, proudly beaming that he stayed apolitical.

JD Vance’s head is so far up Putin’s ass he can see Sarah Palin’s front porch.