That one time I met Definitely Danny, my hero and tunnel defender at the #2024DNC. Thanks Stephanie Perera for the pic.

Last week I wrote to schoolauction.net, the organization that was selling tickets to the abominable “J6 Awards Gala”, asking if they were aware they were enabling domestic terrorists. They wrote back saying they would look into it. Today they emailed me this: /1

The package encourages patience: "Wait the full 15 minutes before checking," "A barely visible line is still positive." The second my sample hit the tab the bar burst out of the window like the Kool-aid Man. The test caught on fire. WWI klaxons, long dormant, stirred to life.

Hail Satan.

Shortly after this speech, scientists announce moving the minute hand ever-closer to midnight on the "Trump uses the hard R in public" clock.

Tragically evergreen.

He tried to defund the police. He sent a mob to attack your membership. He's a proven rapist, wants to terminate the Constitution, and tried to overturn the will of the people. Why are you inviting him to speak? You owe me and other members an explanation.

This would be unironically extremely helpful... the second time we ask, and later in court. The first time, just the basics, please.

Trump: I had a perfect phone call with Optimus Prime. Not a fan of the autobots, I've said it before. Illegals, came to our country through space - Elon knows about space. Decepticons are different. People respect Megatron, big fan. He tells me they want peace and I believe it

On Jan. 6, SGT Aquilino Gonell fought to protect the U.S. Capitol and American democracy. His injuries, both physical and emotional, are serious, but he was recently denied some duty-related benefits. He could use our help. Heroes walk among us. gofundme.com/f/sgt-gonell

Russia has soooo many red lines! Audience: "How many does it have?" Russia has so many red lines they have their own wikipedia page! (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_lines…) newsweek.com/russia-red-lin…

If offered 100k/week to spread RU propaganda I wouldn't do it. I would absolutely *say* I'd do it, and then not, and tell my paymaster I'm just setting up an incredible reveal that will turn the US inside out, and see how many checks I could cash before they caught on.

I've never been more embarrassed to be a member of the Fraternal Order of Police. They've endorsed a convicted felon found liable of rape and currently under federal indictment for President. What a bunch of clowns 🤡 (For what it's worth, my lodge voted "No Endorsement")