We practiced with caskets that were stored outside our barracks building. To simulate the weight of honored remains, we’d toss several full sandbags into the belly of the casket and then, for hours, we’d go through our exact movements. Over and over and over. (thread)

Ah yes, explicitly claiming not to be weird, the proven and tested way to show the world that you are not weird /s

Alex Cole Post-birth "abortion" is an oxymoron circulated by morons.

No research and no decency - #JDVanceInANutshell

Die Wahlsieger aus Thüringen und Sachsen

Da Sie zum Populismus neigen, habe ich mir mal die Mühe gemacht, alle Unternehmen und die Gründe für die Kündigungen, genauer anzusehen. #Servicetweet Jens Spahn 🧵

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3XurUIl

Jill Stein out here liking posts telling people to vote for Trump I’m not a big account but PLEASE spread this

So, JetBlue denied my request to extend my travel credit after I had to cancel our planned trip but also does not allow me to book a replacement trip next September. Way to make sure I won't buy those Mint tickets I would have paid $1500 extra for 🤷‍♀️

I agree, the ABC moderators shouldn't have made him yell "THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS" at the volume of a PA announcer in an empty arena because he saw an AI-generated picture of a Haitian guy eating a cat posted by ImmigrantSlaughter1488 on TruthSocial.

Kamala Harris after setting each trap tonight

I didn't watch the #debate2024 yesterday but from what I heard, it went something like this:

Much has been said of the The New York Times spinning everything in favor of Trump, but "an attack line that seemed handcrafted by a team of Trumpologists to enrage him" seems to be a perfect description of what happened at the #debate2024 yesterday 😅 nytimes.com/2024/09/11/us/…

A picture is worth a 1000 words. #NeverForgetSept11

RT if you would still like a S2 of The Acolyte ✨ #RenewTheAcolyte

Woman who wears white pointy hood complains her friend’s hood is TOO pointy.

Sounds like a winning strategy with Millennials and Gen Z

Nothing says "we don't hate women" quite like declaring that you hate the most successful female artist of her generation for daring to have a different political opinion ☝️

At this point, Trump could shoot himself on stage and his supporters would find a way to blame Democrats 🤷‍♀️ #trumpassassinationattempt2

How can Americans trust Trump to secure their borders when he can't even secure his own golf course?