The big bear is the hottest man on the planet

Over bettors rejoice a lip out on 18 gives me a 77. Absolutely terrible golf from the kid.

38 on the front the over under is on track. Six straight pars, doubles 7, bogeyed 8, big bounce birdie on 9 as we stop for a halftime beer

Rain ends at 1:30. Tee time 2:30. It’s perfect timing, no wind, receptive greens. If you can’t score today it’s time to put the clubs in the garage

wtf is this. Goddamn I guess I have to post a score by score update so you know I am him on the course. Over/under is set at 76

This is the goal for the year

These are the kind of guesses of people that don’t know I have a 270 stinger in the bag

If I shoot a score with an 8 at the front I will never tweet from this account again

No drinking today. We are going low

No it’s not

I am playing golf today. Guess my score

Atlanta needs hockey so badly

Then we will make it 6-0 in front of all Braves fans

Because I’m not convinced there is a Rangers fan on this planet that isn’t being paid for

Not sure there will be Braves game, which will mean 5-0 against the two teams from Texas, who have more Braves fans in the state than both teams combined

Texas is Braves Country

Easily lol. Anyone saying otherwise is a genuine idiot

Israel and Devin both good at losing. So much respect in this picture

Might have been the least shocking fight ever. Haney always been soft as hell. The “I am on drugs” schtick was clearly fake

Cmon man. You’re smarter than this. Sometimes you guys spend way too much time on these pages.

I know you know ball. You bring something this stupid up again tho I will not let you forget it