So tired of this phone
Getting slower and slower
Planned obsolescence

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Chilled air burns my lungs
My descent into madness
Stranded by the storm

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Stoplight turning lane
Only for turning OUT of
Not turning IN to

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Wealth's a funny thing
Can turn friends to enemies
...enemies to friends

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Always stand up straight
It helps with your digestion
That's just gravity

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Volcano's shadow
We make moutains of molehills
Makes it seem smaller

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For extra soft hair
Gluten free conditioner
Wait do I eat it?

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Waiting on dim sum
The smell driving me crazy
I might be hungry

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Pulleys aid descent
Elevator like coffin
Stinking of decay

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You think you're cool now
Liked it before it was cool
...before girls liked it

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People seem crazy
Maybe I'm the crazy one
Nah... probably them

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Seek validation
Even for our darker side
Claiming it's 'justice'

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China cabinet
Only finds itself useful
if the king visits

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The labels we choose
We wear stickers like badges
and limit ourselves

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First to the party
Also the last one to leave
...My car got blocked in

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Digging with a drill
Soil piles up in layers
Marking their descent

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Nicotine, caffeine...
Hammer square pegs through round holes
then they nail them shut

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Guess Trump's convicted
Less competition for me
Gonna win this race!!

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'Just let me have it.'
'You heard'em. Let him have it!'
-an overstuffed shelf

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I sell myself short
In effort to stay humble
It's a point of pride

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