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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

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Here we have P45 talking about an alleged incident from 1979. Or was it 1970? Who knows... He then says he was "pretty famous back then and had been talked about a lot" because The Art of the Deal was released. The Art of the Deal came out in 1987. His memory seems quite faded.

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I'm calling it: Dick Cheney endorsing Kamala means we're gonna get P43 voting for Kamala as well. We're not have this Dick Cheney Darth Vader redemption plot play out without clueless President W. Matlock getting some sympathy applause.

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BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ BTW, Darth Dick Cheney has now endorsed Kamala. IMO, that means that P43 will follow. Not sure if that has any bearing on whether Mr. Conversion Therapy Mother Pence will endorse anyone.