Anyone heard from Ted Cruz?

May all your wishes come true this week!

Can you imagine the dread Trump must be feeling today?

Trump makes a good point here - the bookkeeper’s drop-down menu didn’t have a selection for “Hush Money Paid To Porn Star For Influencing Election.”

At this point it just feels like the Titanic is eating the rich.

This trial isn’t about Donald Trump, it’s about you and me - they’re using Trump to get to every red-blooded American who’s ever paid hush money to a porn star and then falsified records to cover up presidential campaign violations. Simply chilling.

'The Chief Defender Of Conservative Christian Values And Morality Awaiting Verdict For Raw-Dogging Porn Star And Lying About It To Swing The Election.'

- Free headline to any major media outlet

The liberal media is trying to spin it, but the crowd at the courthouse in New York is the largest audience EVER to attend the fraud trial of an ex-president, period!

Tomorrow Trump enters the find out phase of the trial.

Tell me you’re a moron by telling me I’m a moron.

This may be our last Memorial Day before the zombie apocalypse of a second Trump administration so try to enjoy yourself.

Happy Bone Spurs Day to Donald Trump.

“It is for us, the living, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work that they have so nobly carried on.. the great task remaining before us. That from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of their devotion.”

“You already had four years asshole.”
“You had your shot.”
“Lock him up!”
“Donald Trump is a threat to democracy.”
“Fuck you!”
“I’d like to propose a motion we tell Donald Trump to go fuck himself.”

We find common ground with Libertarians.

[at library]

Librarian: 'Can I help you?'
Me: 'Yes, I'm looking for a book about...'
Librarian: 'Clairvoyance?'
Me: 'No...'
Librarian: 'That'll work one day.'

I was just about to block someone who had “libertarian” in their bio until I reread it and saw they’re a librarian. 😀