White folks and not rinsing dishes. Just washing them in soapy water then dashing them on the drying rack

I remember crying real tears at the news that Sobhuza was dead. I must have been about 7 or 8.

The joke is I was born in 1990.

I just broke my nail opening the oil cap in my car to top up the oil.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news sis but just because he's good for your hole doesn't mean he's good for your soul.

* I understand that you have to tell him this in person though, so shave and text him to come over so you can explain.

I tell myself they hired me because I'm good at what I do but the job doesn't define me. Even when I have a bad day I remind myself that outside of this job I'm still a great aunt, sister and friend. That and consistently calling people out on their BS. Myself included.

Today I learnt the phrase 'monkeys wedding' to describe rain while the sun is shining is seemingly an exclusively South African thing. I'm sure my colleagues now think I actually know some monkeys.

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Come on Barbie.. Let's go Party !

I'd hold fire with my bare hands just to see your shadow in the dark. Ubusy next weekend ngitfumele bomalume please ? I'll take off my glasses until you reply because frankly I can't see a future without you.

How long is too long to leave it before replying to a DM please ?

Shokutsi umuntfu is ready for motherhood wasehawukela kuba step mother to a child more than uhawukela the father.

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They'd soon return me to be honest. I'm such a pest because I'd be asking where are we going ? Is there gonna be food there ? Who else is coming? What's your relationship like with your parents like ? What's your biggest regret ? Can we stop off at the services.. I need to pee.

At one point I seriously considered having a baby via donor. I guess my main issue is that so much of who I am is my family. Perhaps because I've grown up away from them but it delights me so much meeting cousins and realising they look like me or have similar mannerisms.

Let's go party...

Fresh braids will always revive a girl..

I think the problem is that I'm a Proverbs woman. Unfortunately I'm a Proverbs 30:20 kinda woman rather than a Proverbs 31 kinda woman. In short.. No.