Vo kyu khaali matki phodenge bhai?

Warmest birthday wishes to you! Mrs. Hazel 🎂🎂
May your special day be as bright and cheerful as you are!! Have an amazing year ahead 🎉🎉

The only time Narendra Modi doesn't lie is when he's sleeping.

But even then, he's still lying in bed.

Come on, Quote with your tricep pics.

Watch & Share.
Dhruv Rathee exposing Godi Media anchors ft Aman Chopra, Arnab Goswami, Sudhir Chaudhary, Gullu aka Amish Devgan, etc.

Modi's Three EC Monkeys.

Na BJP ka bura dekhte hain
Na BJP ka bura sunte hain
Na BJP ko bura bolte hain.

Yesterday, I was told that Congress' Surat Candidate had sold out to BJP & willingly made errors.
Today, he's joining BJP. Kya chaant ke candidates diye Congress ne.👏🫡

Even Narendra Modi knows, on a level playing field, he'd end up below BSP.

क्या जय शाह कश्मीर के लिए जान देगा?

NE be like:

Nagori Tea 😋

Opposition candidates disqualified
Sitting MPs & MLAs disqualified
Media in pocket
Judiciary under pressure
CBI, ED, IT raiding opposition
Opposition leaders forced in d jail
Receiving most Electoral Bonds
Breaking governments
40 parties in NDA

Lekin Sher akela aata hai.

Does Jagannath Mandir allow you to take Steroids?

नीच तो पहले से ही हैं लेकिन घटिया सड़क छाप भी हैं !!

Baarish 😍😍😍

'कुर्सी है तुम्हारा ये जनाज़ा तो नहीं है
कुछ कर नहीं सकते तो उतर क्यों नहीं जाते'

~ Irtiza Nishat

Election Commissioners की ऐसी कौन सी सीडी है मोदी के पास भाई?

This one ❤️

DK could have done better. He choked the run chase this time.
#RCBvsKKR

Okay. Answer seriously. Do you think BJP is gonna lose 2024 elections?