I really wanted to plan a pool day sometime next week but looking at the weather it’s going to be “cold” all next week. Damn… guess it’s plan B… anyone want to go to Universal Studios next week?

this position is so underrated 😍
Leo Vice

I couldn’t watch the eclipse because I was driving to get tested but I did play an EDM song titled eclipse so I feel like that was pretty much the same thing

I went and skated today!!! I can still kickflip!!! Let’s go!!!!

we made a movie 🎥 Leo Vice

Gloomy days got me like...

Photo by Kira Noir

Should I shave all my facial hair? Maybe go clean cut? 🤔

The value of my penis has been tied to the Subway standard and as of today it is now worth $6. That’s over 200% increase in value… the dickflation is real!!!

I have a fan who’s a writer and wants to write a story about a female trans porn performer but she doesn’t know enough about porn or trans people to feel comfortable writing her story. Are there any trans performers who would be interested in helping educate her on this topic?

being in my mid thirties and seeing near constant blame for the way men have acted for decades being suddenly blamed on porn like y'all are soo lazy

porn isn't the root of even a symptom for the way men act you're just scapegoating sex workers

I had a dream that I was in a stand up comedy Chinese restaurant called the wok-a wok-a’s.

What do you call a person who orders pork fried rice and some egg rolls? Order 37!

Joe Lieberman died???? … good… anyways I made pork chops for lunch today

Damn that jet lag is real cause I just slept for nearly 12 hours

Please help if you can

gofundme.com/f/get-angelina…

I’m sad cause I watched Tokyo Revengers 2 part 1 on my flight back from Japan but I can’t find anywhere that streams Part 2… I hate not having closure 😫

I’ve stopped smoking weed the entirety of this Japan trip and I’m having dreams again every night now, and while I’ve had all sorts of dreams every night, the one thing I seem to dream about at least once a night is skateboarding and how much I miss it

My body doesn’t produce the enzymes that the bacteria living on your skin eats and uses to create body odor and Kira Noir won’t stop making fun of me about it!!!! 😫😫😫

I got to play a street fighter 6 arcade machine!!!!!! Got my street fighter six fix

Ready for todays adventure

Why is there an earthquake alert system in Japan but not one in California?!!??