Ikea is like the Hotel California of furniture stores

No time to hate right now, I'm writing a remake of Aliens involving The Muppets.

You deserve a “let’s cancel all our plans and go back to bed” type of love

Good morning! 💕

You just gotta catch up…

Nothing is more important than just making sure that someone you love …. genuinely feels loved

I like to keep it so unoriginal that it’s original.

Autumn in Scotland makes me want to cry. This just feels right to me.

If the walls really had ears, would they want to listen to you?

The Nostalgic Walls have ears. Doors have eyes. Trees have voices. Beasts tell lies. Beware the rain. Beware the snow. Beware the man You think you know. -Songs of Sapphique

Your imperfections are part of your perfection

The algorithm has changed and it has figured out that I like both burgers and fashion.

I take good care of Meatloaf

Wanderlust to wander lost hand in hand with you

Just imagine that this is your new theater room. What’s the first thing you’re watching?

I owe my solitude to other people… many other people.

If I loved you once upon a time, it means I’m always going to have love for you; it’s just how my stupid heart works

Part two, me magically escaping the storm.