Evergreen tweet.

Did I just see Denver Hume sat on the bench? #Pompey

I do. HMU.

Same here, my dudes.

Like-marking in grassroots football is exceptional.

Of all my favourite Brexiteers, I love the ‘I shit in my trousers and couldn’t believe they were covered in shit’ dudes the best.

TIL, at the age of 43, and being married myself, that ‘wedding breakfast’ is the name of the *evening* meal on the wedding day.

I can’t say this hard enough:

Fuck Florence and her cunting machine.

New ep of Matt Hanlon’s Family Tree Radio Show is up, Mark daveytwittle hemmin düül ii🇵🇸 bard of pond mixcloud.com/FamilyTreeRadi…

Apparently genuine 2023 college football names. Tag yourself, I’m Storm Duck.

Your regular reminder that Sweet Caroline can fuck right off

This story will cheer your morning up.

Vax Tweet Boys

Oooft, this is strong.

Only home game I missed all season, that season, to go to an afternoon family party with my then-girlfriend. 20 years on, and we're now married, but I'm still salty about missing this game.

I suffer from FOMO - fear of messing up acronyms.

Plenty of onanists at Man Utd tonight.

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20th anniversary reissue of what I consider to be one of the greatest pop records of all time.

DuckDuckGo browser has this option, lads. Game changer.

“Bollnocklers”

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