OPINION: 'Young people whinging about rising HECS debts should have been more prepared and done uni in the 1970s when it was free'

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Can’t believe Coles is no longer stocking ANZAC commemorative tinned corn.

Sure, they never stocked it in the first place. But we’re not going to let that get in the way of a misinformed angry tweet.

GO WOKE GO BROKE!

Incredible headline theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elo…

Rest-of-World Offers Trump Huge Hush Money Payment So We Never Have to Hear That Whiny Fucking Voice Again theshovel.com.au/2024/04/24/res…

Owner of Bruce Lehrmann Tattoo Revealed to Be Bruce Lehrmann theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/bru…

Woman Who Looked at Furniture Website for 11 Seconds to Be Served Furniture Ads for Next 6 Years theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/wom…

JUST IN: Elon Musk has been booted from an Arj Barker show for excessive crying

“Last month I said we were ‘deeply dismayed’.

'Well, if things don’t change soon, I will release a statement saying we are ‘intensely upset’ or even ‘severely displeased’ Don't test me'.

Read the full statement from Joe Biden 👉 tinyurl.com/mpfd54s4

“It’s a very difficult system to navigate, and the consequence is that from time to time – or actually every time – there will be salaries and bonuses paid to senior staff that are 100% what they should be'

Read the full story 👉tinyurl.com/4ysfyeb6

JUST IN: The US Government has threatened to respond to the latest Middle East crisis with a massive escalation of meaningless statements

JUST IN: New Australian citizenship test requires applicants to fend off knife attack with bollard

Seven Launches New ‘Dancing with the Dickheads’

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'That an absolutely terrible idea but let's waste a quarter of an hour discussing it anyway'

Woolworths CEO after being asked 14 times to reveal his company's return on equity

Daily Letter Deliveries to End This Week, Australia Post Announces in Press Release Sent in 2019 theshovel.com.au/2024/04/16/dai…

Bruce Lehrmann Says He Cannot Recall if He Won or Lost Defamation Trial theshovel.com.au/2024/04/15/bru…