Finally somebody had spotted my potential!

Spoiler alert but there is some groundbreaking medicine on display in tonight’s episode of #Hijack where being stabbed in the abdomen causes a tension pneumothorax, the treatment for which is to slam a biro into the left atrium of the heart. #medtwitter

Can somebody please write a movie where the character everybody hopes is going to save the day turns out to be one of the main villains? I would do it but I’m on strike. #WGA #SAGAFTRA variety.com/2023/tv/news/b… via Variety

None of you told me this was happening and now I have to call the police on every single one of you. bbc.com/news/uk-scotla…

In real life, Barbie was actually hugely conflicted about her contribution to the Manhattan Project. I hope this new biopic makes that clear.

When I worked in a well-known London hospital we’d frequently X-ray patients returning from overseas and discover all of their internal organs had been stolen and replaced with styrofoam. It’s a wonder any of them made it onto the plane!

Fabulous to see the #BetweenTheCovers logo printed on the paperback cover of #SometimesPeopleDie by Simon Stephenson which was one of our series five picks. Highly recommend a read!

Thank you @harperfictionpr The Borough Press for sending me a copy of #SometimesPeopleDie by Simon Stephenson. Sounded great on #BetweentheCovers so am looking forward to it! It’s out on 31st August.

Today is my birthday and I've decided to finally take my therapist's advice and start journalling in order to build a more positive mindset. First entry below.

What is the German word for the specific sorrow you feel when the local team you support sell one of their best players to your hometown team’s rival?

The real tell today will be if the AMPTP validate the WGA negotiators’ parking. #WGA variety.com/2023/biz/news/… via @variety

My scout troop did an entire year of fundraising to send four boys who were not me to a jamboree in South Korea. Nothing but sympathy for today's youngsters, but if this had happened in 1990 I would definitely have been getting my schadenfreude badge. theguardian.com/world/2023/aug…

Classic studio buffoonery to combine two incompatible storylines: winter will end when bosses emerge from yachts and see their own shadows BUT also vampires don’t cast shadows. So, it continues. #wga deadline.com/2023/08/writer…

Standby Mode fixes everything. - (Jared, Set my heart to 5 ) Simon Stephenson Simon Stephenson

Okay dear friends, many of you have been kind enough to read my book and I am grateful. HOWEVER! The wonderful Aline has reset the bar and you all now have to read it twice too. Thank you.

Hanoverian propaganda! The lad who was born to be King was brought up in Italy, so no way was he as pale as the rest of us. #Scotland

Da ich hier ja manchmal auf der Suche nach guten Krimis bin, hier eine Empfehlung: Sometimes People Die von Simon Stephenson. Eher ein Roman mit Kriminalplot als ein klassischer Krimi, ebenso witzig wie herzzerreißend, all in all wirklich großartig! harpercollins.com/products/somet…

Following NOAA like all good nerds here in LA, and loving how relaxed experts can be. A tornado or two indeed. #HurricaneHilary

I've always been fascinated by what previous generations did in the same buildings we live in today. This is what my friend Simon Stephenson found out... theguardian.com/us-news/2023/a…

Okay, nature, you’ve made your point.