These college protesters clearly don’t care about democracy!

He’s innocent l

I’ll never forgive you idiots for giving this dipshit the oxygen to become a “thing”

Kristi Yamaguccimane Here a good one.

Having U2’s “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” playing as I’m grocery shopping is the perfect anthem for my grocery shopping journey

Since police have zero self control when they’re called in to do crowd control the end result is always the same: taxpayer funded lawsuits the victims win every time. Not only are they overfunded but they get a perpetual blank check of your money on top of it to do this shit:

If you need to click the “what’s this?” link for your CVV when entering credit card information online, you probably shouldn’t have a credit card or access to the internet.

????

Eve Fartlow did ***a lot*** of cocaine last night

they really said

I wanna do a summer camp for dudes who feel like losers where I spend like 3 weeks gassing them up and helping them figure out how to dress and practice their rizz on my hot friends

thinking about the fact that when I saw Hank Jr last week he was like “if you don’t like Hank, waylon, or uncle Kracker we don’t give a damn” like 😭 Waylon and Uncle Kracker in the same sentence lol

You gotta be a real piece of shit to do this. I pick up trash anytime I see it floating in the ICW or when we stop on a barrier island. You should get your boat registration taken away for a year minimum on top of a fine.