school shooter drills are not for the children who perform them. they're the emperor's new band aid lulling adults into the idea there's something we can do besides going after the guns

Snake was about to feel the wrath of these bad boys 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

When we would do active shooter training at work years ago, they told us almost every workplace shooting was caused by an employee. So we were all like… WHY are we doing this training? So our coworker can possibly kill us easier?

I don't even think it's that. It's the illusion of doing something because you aren't gonna do anything about the real problem(because it makes money) Which is the American way

Y’all, my cousin let me borrow one of her hoodies, and I swear this is one of the most comfortable and lush hoodies I’ve ever been in. I think she might be my first victim of the season. I’ve never had a female victim before, but there’s a first time for everything!

spiritually and respectively, they are 67 and 73 years old.

this like saying slashing food production regulations made groceries cheap again. yet as we can see they’re still expensive, just giving people listeria (see: Boar’s Head). be serious

Yall, shame does not stop drug use or any behavior you deem bad or negative. It pushes people deeper into the shadows and causes more harm. You may not like it, but there are tried and true public health practices that save lives. We should embrace them.

People who do not pick up after their dogs are easily top five worst people in the world

I see Michael Myers

Nothing worse than a dude with $400 million pretending regular people just need to pack lunch at home to solve our financial problems.

I have no idea what I’d do without my mom. Knowing at my big ass age, I can call her in an emergency, and she will drop everything to help me is such a fortunate thing to have. Because those people at that Nissian dealership were stressing me out.

jokes on us because democrats don’t gaf about american kids either 😭

sandy hook was a really sobering moment for teenage me. children are such an easy demographic to empathize with. and yet. a society that refuses to stop & reassess its culture, politics, & economic system that makes way for systemic violence/neglect of children, cares of NO ONE!

Watched Obama wipe a single tear from his eye and then proceed to do absolutely nothing. Fuck that big eared bastard forever and ever

Drake & Nike: lets see if the noise has died down yet Instagram:

What have I told y’all about them Maryland drivers? I have never been around a group of drivers that want you to dare them to be a problem. Truly chaotic people.