Earlier this year, I trapped my hand in the top bit of an escalator and crumpled three fingers. Somehow I still signed a deal to make a 2nd series of my hit [CHECK] podcast. Today the fingers have plumped back up and the podcast is almost ready. Pre-order: adbl.co/alan

Here I am interviewing troubled funnyman Steve Coogan in today’s Guardian. Just one discrepancy. Fig 1 is the copy I submitted. Fig 2 is the copy @Guardian printed. I’d love to hear your views on why this might have happened. Me, I just find it curious. theguardian.com/culture/2022/m…

Ten minutes until showtime and I'm feeling both happy and relaxed! Stratagem starts tonight in - let's call it what it is - a Belfast ice rink. Come see me in a town near you: alanpartridgelive.com

A week today I arrive in Belfast where I'll make some brief comments and meet community leaders. The following day, I start my Stratagem tour, visiting cities across the UK where I will make brief comments, meet community leaders and again perform my show. alanpartridgelive.com

A week today I arrive in Belfast where I'll make some brief comments and meet community leaders. The following day, I start my Stratagem tour, visiting cities across the UK where I will make brief comments, meet community leaders and again perform my show. alanpartridgelive.com

I'm tweeting this live from Saturday Night Takeaway on ITV. Or ITV1. Or ITV again. Or ITVBe or whatever it's called now. I don't know, no one here seems to either. It's absolute chaos. PLEASE don't let me have done this for nothing. Come and see my show. alanpartridgelive.com

ITV viewers! I’ll be on a show called Saturday Night Takeaway this weekend with my good friend Anton Dec. I’ll be offering him one free ticket to my live tour. Why don’t you come too?? (Not free) alanpartridgelive.com

If you like quality and dislike shoddiness and drivel, come and see my live show STRATAGEM at some of the UK/EIRE's leading cities and towns. alanpartridgelive.com

Had my tour medical this morning. Strode into doc’s office, disrobed & said 'well?' The chap inspected every inch of me & said I looked superb and was in “terrific shape for a man of my age”. Would have been better if he was the doctor but still. Nice guy. alanpartridgelive.com

SHIT: Boris Johnson and Richard Sunak will end the VAT discount on live tickets on 1st Oct.

I IMPLORE anyone who cares as deeply as I do about minimising their VAT liability to buy a ticket to my show NOW at AlanPartridgeLive.com

#Endtaxnow #TaxPayersAlliance #Clapforcarers

Podcast fans! Do you like podcasts? If you like podcasts, try my podcast From The Oasthouse: The Alan Partridge Podcast, which is a podcast. And while some people, perhaps because they're sexually inadequate or thick, say it's an audiobook, it's a podcast. audible.co.uk/partridge