🎵the zombies were having fun
the party had just begun
the guests included wolfman
dracula and his son
those are people who died, died
those are people who died, died
they all did the monster mash
and they died🎵

People who are spooky year round judging everyone’s costumes:

Pitch: Deadbeat Danzig (comedy, PG-13)
An absentee father (Nic Cage) has to pay for an operation for his son (hologram of 6-years ago Jacob Tremblay). He'll need to play 24 Misfits cover shows on Halloween, unless a litigious Glenn Danzig (Mickey Rourke) stops him first.

There’s a literal War on Halloween! Got kicked out of Trader Joe’s cause I was in the produce section bobbing for apples.

American Dr. Who is gonna spend all his time flying around space and time collecting copays.

Jerry Lee Lewis is leaving Twitter.

That the truth is not alive or dead
The truth is struggling to be said

I will not leave Twitter in protest but I assure you my tweets will be BAD.

Elon Musk has ordered me to tweet more. 🫡

Be careful out there. Just found a Razor Blade Suitcase in a Milky Way.

Plus size Disney representation.

Excited to blame all of my feelings for the next couple of days on “I just got my booster.”

First he came for the Pete Davidson
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Pete Davidson

Love that they used a photo where the Pope describes Natasha Nice’s latest JOI.

Great for self-tapes.

The radio stations that go all Christmas in December should go all spooky in October. I wanna hear The Cramps at Walgreens.

By 2025 all newborns will have a USB-C.

Imagine the promotional emails you’d get from that Triangle of Sadness cruise line after all of that.