The Sunday Sport has the first big general election story

this is the guy who called a needless referendum to address a Tory psychodrama, then sauntered off, tootling a little tune to himself

people can’t swim in the sea or drink tap water or get an NHS appointment or afford heating and eating

so rude they didn’t buy a big enough sign to fit his whole name on

is this why Oliver Dowden was telling everyone to stock up on bottled water, everyone’s going to have a turn with a vomiting bug

Rishi Sunak spending today asking Paula Vennells for PR advice

Tory HQ releases list of new general election candidates

this is starting to look deliberate

Rishi Sunak at home, phoning up the airline to ask if he can change his flights from 5th July to about a month earlier

great to hear strategic punditry from the man who turned up for Brexit negotiations without any notes

Rishi Sunak must be furious Rishi Sunak called an election

this is starting to look deliberate

nomentum

Andrea Leadsom’s stepping down

Rishi Sunak must be furious Rishi Sunak called an election

‘Could you stand for us in one or two or about seventy seats?’

the rate Tory MPs are quitting the news is going to have to use horse racing commentators

Rishi Sunak in about a week at his election HQ