Generalizations are funny because they are largely true.

Comb your hair, bitch!

Verdi’s opera Aida enthralls a packed house in New York City, July 1964.Photograph by Albert Moldvay.

Actually better chance if they dress (unconvincingly) as women.

Antoine Plamondon / 'Sister Saint-Alphonse' / 1841 / National Gallery of Canada.

Imagine being a poser even in your family photos. Jaysus look at him.