lmao yes I'm sure it will work out this way

extremely funny how reddit today is a ton of doorbell videos of people taking the whole bowl of halloween candy

like bro just set up a trapdoor that drops them directly into hell (a new product from FredoTech™ Candy Enforcement Solutions™)

Soup of the day: Pumpkin ice cream

Trick or treat! *holding out bag*

Folks, I'm always telling people not to die (remember fredo followers are not allowed to die) but ESPECIALLY do not die today, very embarrassing to die on Halloween and I would hate to have to make extra fun of you so just don't do it ok????

I would actually hate you if you were a worm. I'm sorry but worms are gross

Soup of the day: Korean fish cake

Sophie's choice Sunday (because I forgot on Saturday). One of these 2 beloved ghibli movies will be erased from history, and all of its cultural influence will be undone. Which one do you erase?

Soup of the day: Pibb Xtra

Hooting AND hollering? In this economy?

Comedy is back

Today I've decided I'm going to do a very rare and mysterious soup of the night: this great Mediterranean bowl I got with lamb kofte, shawarma, red pepper hummus, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, rice, tahini, and hot sauce