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Janel Comeau

@VeryBadLlama

Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Co-host of @fatfrenchfab. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat. Words: @cracked @TheBeaverton

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surely nothing bad will come from taking a website that already has a misinformation problem and making it hard to tell whether an unverified journalist runs a conspiracy blog claiming all politicians are several owls in a trenchcoat or just doesn't feel like paying $240/year

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Iโ€™m seeing lots of people saying Judith Butler writes incomprehensible gibberish. This is a perfect demonstration of the unconscientized gestalt-mind resisting praxis by codifying reified systems of meaning as normative.

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come on Eileen
say itโ€™s just a bad dream
did you really
eat the plums I saved

you in that dress
yes, itโ€™s time to confess
whereโ€™s my breakfast?
oh come on Eileen

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thought I was doing a good job of preventing myself from slipping back into an Eastern Canadian accent even after moving back to Nova Scotia, but the phrase 'she's some fuckin cold out there, bud' just left my lips so it appears it's not going as well as I'd hoped

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you either die a tech whiz kid or live long enough to see yourself become the sad overlord of a technological ghost town where unhinged old people get into arguments with porn bots about vaccines

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taking my revenge on our new Twitter overlord by continuing to tweet vacuous garbage into this 44 billion dollar open sewer

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