This may be my favorite work of Patrik’s yet. That’s saying something.

That lede has me about to run through a wall. Sorry in advance, neighbors.

This is a master class in writing, storytelling, and a pregame speech all in one. You killed this one No C! 🔥 🔥 🔥

As promised. #FootballisBACK 🔬

Allow me to start this season off with a bang. #ReadIt

🔬 dallascowboys.com/news/science-l…

#ScienceLab 🔬: Week 1

Everyone is rightfully wondering what the #Cowboys offense will be in 2023, but I just posed a stratospheric demand of the DEFENSE — starting with my plan of how to likely dismantle the Giants.

I dare them to meet my challenge.

✍🏾 dallascowboys.com/news/science-l…

So the receivers don’t get paid, too?

Like we said, good W.

I do love me some Dan Campbell.

Good W.

Giants fans watching Toney tonight:

Annnddd that should have been picked off. Bad throw.

all these drops gotta be the QB fault

That TD was all LaPorta. What a block.

I’ll wake up white before that happens.

Doesn’t matter how great you are when your receivers drop everything.

Shocking information, I know.

Noah Brown randomly logging into Twitter rn like…

Johnny on the spot.

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Cowboys TE Princeton Fant is the lone player on the roster with experience playing with Giants rookie WR Jalin Hyatt from their days at Tennessee.

Fant said the two have exchanged some healthy trash talk this week, but he also took time to praise his former Tennessee teammate.

Patrik [No C] Walker Great article my friend. You know how to keep your audience engaged