At Vought, our top priority always has been transparency. That’s why CEO Ashley Barrett is here to debunk the woke conspiracy theories on the dark web. Remember, if you’re going to share misinformation, make sure you get it from reputable patriots like Firecracker!

Back by popular demand, Vought proudly presents a new wave of Deep Thoughts with The Deep. Keep the waters of your mind still as you soak in these pearls of wisdom. Then when you’re done, be sure to share with a bro!

Thank you for tuning in to the Avenue V Christmas Special! We’re thrilled to report it broke many live viewership records despite mishaps with the teleprompter, and the entire camera crew has been fired effective immediately. Remember, if you see something, say something!

At Vought, we hate leaving customers on thin ice. We may not be putting the Christ back in Christmas, but we are putting money back in your wallet! Vought On Ice ticket holders can now redeem their original purchase for .000000007 VoughtCoin, a secure currency that is not a scam.

This week, Olympics viewers will be delighted watching the events AND the ad breaks. Here's a first look at a new TV spot featuring The Deep, the greatest swimmer of all-time. He'd easily be world champion if Supers were allowed to compete!

Vought Studios wants to assure the fans that, while we’re cancelling a completed TRAINING A-TRAIN, we feel it’s most respectful to the cast and crew to shelve the movie forever. That way, it can make the most money possible as a write-off!

Join us in congratulating The Guardians of Godolkin on a successful first mission where they tracked down a dangerous terrorist and child trafficker. They were single-handedly responsible, no help from The Seven needed. Now, they’re back to God U – remember, stay in school, kids!

Sleep soundly, Patriots, Homelander has detained 4 most wanted enemies of the state. Starlight and William Butcher remain at large, but it won't be long before they rot in a Vernon Correctional Services Prison. If you see these traitors, DO NOT ENGAGE and contact your local hero!

Our social media department on Floor 47 has seen lots of conversation about Soldier Boy the past few days. He’s still a traitor, but it’s footage like this that helps us remember his better days as a true hero. Share to tell someone you love GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Truth Bomb incoming, patriots! Firecracker will officially be VNN's new primetime anchor after filling in admirably for Cameron Coleman, who tragically passed from the flu vaccine. She'll do anything to keep bringing you the hard-hitting, unbiased journalism you expect from VNN!

We are aware of the baseless allegations of our heroes selling illegal drugs behind Vought Tower. Rest assured, Vought has always had a strict anti-drug stance, as evidenced by this PSA from Soldier Boy decades ago. The only thing the Deep and Noir are dealing is JUSTICE.

Here at Vought, we’ve always taken responsibility for racism. Our progressive ethos is embodied in the diversity of The Seven: white, Black, and Noir. We pledge to never discriminate on the basis of race, only whether someone is Super or not!

Vought applauds President Calhoun for giving Supers not just a seat at the table, but placing us at the head! Homelander’s oversight and vision for the next phase is exactly what this country needs. We look forward to creating a Safer and more Super America! Curfew begins at 9pm.

You might have noticed CEO Ashley Barrett did not join our recent Q3 earnings call, but there is no need for alarm! She is on a long planned vacation, perfecting her paella recipe as she explores Europe. Look at these photos she sent to her good friend, Homelander. ¡Buen viaje!

Recently, the lamestream media has found new depths to plunge to: creating fake polls with low approval ratings for The Seven. Here’s a look at the actual data, fact-checked by VNN, showing America’s unwavering support for the GREATEST SUPERHERO TEAM EVER!

Introducing a new, delicious item on your streaming menu - Vought A Burger's "Vought A Bites"! A series of animated shorts on Vought+, perfect for keeping little Supers quiet as they scarf down Homie Jr meals. Get the add-on for a bite-size $39/month extra on your subscription.

This fall, we have the opportunity of a lifetime for God U students. Apply to our internship program to gain valuable experience and offset recent resignations in marketing and operations. Ideal candidates can fly or teleport from campus to Vought Tower on nights and weekends!

Today, Vought can confirm A-Train is being deployed overseas effective immediately. We have to keep all details confidential, both for his safety and the safety of the free world. Let’s wish him good luck and especially, God speed!