you’re kidding me

This is going to be presented to share holders.

nahhh 😭😭😭

It's been 17 hours and nothing. I'm sure it's fine.

First day, new job.

Day 3 of this post and not enough people are making fun of the typo.

It’s cool that Naboo has a sentient population of like 300,000 and Coruscant has a population of like 850 billion and they both have 2 senators in the galactic senate

Functioning Pants PhD 'Whack' with a silent H says the individual who's on a social media platform, owns an android that collects and sells data (apple does too), probably is on other social medias that does the same. but yes god forbid a social media platform asks for ID verification if ur a celeb/organization

A lot of people are saying 'if I had that money I would fund the arts and fix potholes and start a charity for animals'

Those people do not want a personal fortune worth twice the GDP of Puerto Rico. They want public works. They want a functional government. That isn't the same.

Most normal Republican.

People are yelling at me for 'falling for obvious satire' as if satire can't be criticized or be made by idiots.

It's time we all go over to Tumblr and annoy them the way they've annoyed us for 5 years.

Now's the perfect time.

Craziest thing a white boy ever did was get dreads and wifed up a WOC baddie.