John Woo's next project is a @SparksOfficial collaboration which he describes as a "half-musical". “It will be my first movie where I don’t need to hire a stuntman,” the director tells Empire. READ MORE: empireonline.com/movies/news/jo…

This album's really crept up on me the last few months until I've had to acknowledge it's one of the best of the year... youtube.com/watch?v=Dy59mH…

You could almost call it a 'mock election'. theguardian.com/politics/artic…

It's not entirely quite clear from this whether Trump believes Harris will be sending migrants 'to your town next' or just pets.

Boarding schools

Because the rich can afford better tax lawyers.

Blow yer ears out youtube.com/watch?v=s1iuEe…

Apple Insouciance it should be called. Must AI “help” intrude itself into every action on our phones? What are the problems to which these are solutions?

Donors. They meant donors.

A masterpiece from a masterpiece by a masterful band thequietus.com/quietus-review…

Me, when my kids tell me how hard their day has been.

That was DHL Paket trying to deliver a package for which I'm to pay a €6 handling fee & €6.27 in customs fees, but the courier doesn't speak German or English - only French - and carries no change, so has now taken the package away because DHL are as clueless as Donald Trump

"Wasn’t expecting that."

The only question worth pondering today

I've only just noticed that Nigel Farage likes to tuck his napkin into his collar, which makes me wonder what happens when he doesn't

That's one hell of an intro: The UK’s police and crime minister Dame Diana Johnson had her purse stolen at an annual conference for senior police officers on Tuesday. ft.com/content/21fd0b…

I'm helping build a list of musicians & celebs who've spoken about tough boarding school experiences. It's far from a short list, but I've missed loads. If you know someone, however obvious, please add their name below. It's time to consolidate our voices. youtube.com/watch?v=nP7quj…