I don't want to be on my phone anymore

It’s all priced in.

Eight miles out of Memphis and I got no spare

If you listen closely to the end of “Strawberry Fields Forever” you can hear John saying “I buried cheese.”

It brings you great joy that something that could be convenient for everyone has been entirely diminished so that they could sell you new products?

Sad how far pro-social attitudes have dropped these days

The Bitcoin halving is on 4/20? No way…

I believe Tao Lin has cured his autism by burying cheese or whatever. I believe everything

I buried cheese for three good reasons.

There's this whole other galaxy of information where people are invested in donald trump going to court or something. It's bizarre

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Does burying cheese make one autistic? Is burying cheese a symptom of autism?

Why did I bury 2-3 pounds of cheese? People aren't ready to hear why.

Lesson in that.

Few.

honestly the craziest, most predictive part of the Californication video is how well it captured an urban open world video game two years before the release of GTA3

Chop water, carry wood.

Is it still worth paying for ChatGPT? Is Claude better? Seems like this has changed in the last few months

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At the vet this weekend, a man — transporting his cat in a Bojangles box — was loudly arguing that it was impossible his female cat was pregnant bc he didn’t own a male cat.

The very patient employee: “Sir, there are babies in her uterus. I’m not sure what else to tell you.” 😂

Im going to make such awesome tweets if im ever a dad. I'll probably go viral like every day. My kid's first words will be 'daddy please stop playing with your rectangle'