My wife and I are going on a trip next week, and my daughter keeps telling people she's then 'going to be lost forever' instead of the truth, which is that she'll be with her grandparents.

Here's a fun thing I learned today:

'Money left unused in your FSA goes to your employer after you quit or lose your job unless you are eligible for and choose COBRA continuation coverage of your FSA.'

Congrats to my former employer for earning an extra $1,000.

Always good to see Steve Gilbert get lit up

Diamondbacks in the regular season: 166 homers in 162 games

Diamondbacks in the playoffs: 9 homers in 3+ games

Just an incredible performance by the Braves, overcoming the tremendous disadvantage of being the most talented team in MLB

Who wants a bluesky invite code

I wonder if any of that tiny-ass text is important

Fun fact: Shelby Miller and I were in the same Daddy Boot Camp class in 2019, use the same Phoenix tailor and neither of us have allowed a run this postseason.

CC: Sarah Langs

This game has some Suns-Mavs Game 7 vibes

Somewhere, on some other planet, Albert Pujols is playing an absolutely stacked team of cartoon monsters

Is anyone watching on Max, and that feed far behind the action? Because it seems YouTube TV is.

Alek Thomas drew just two walks against lefties all season.

Arizona's at-bats this postseason have been really locked in

jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those sweepers

Jeez, more like Spencer Strident

Whose bat is Seager using, Lou Gehrig's? Thing looks old as hell

Watching Aroldis Chapman's delivery is disconcertingly like watching Charles Barkley's golf swing.

Someone: Ai is terrible and will ruin the world

Me: haha yeah *moves all the AI generated photos of Steve Harvey being chased by monsters to a hidden folder*

When Astros hitting coach Jason Kanzler first saw Chas McCormick hit, he saw power potential.

'Dude, I have *no* power,' McCormick laughed.

'That’s bullshit,' Kanzler replied.

McCormick has 22 homers, and has gone from long shot to indispensable hitter:
themessenger.com/sports/chas-mc…

When Astros hitting coach Jason Kanzler first saw Chas McCormick hit, he saw power potential.

'Dude, I have *no* power,' McCormick laughed.

'That’s bullshit,' Kanzler replied.

McCormick has 22 homers, and has gone from long shot to indispensable hitter:
themessenger.com/sports/chas-mc…