Tory MP Kemi Badenoch rather disingenuous in claiming sending one person to Rwanda means the Rwanda Plan is working

The individual of African-origin was not only sent voluntarily but was given £3k of British taxpayers money to go

#kayburley #BBCBreakfast

We’re the first country on earth to have shot ourselves in the foot but have a government that insists having only one infirm foot is actually better than having two working feet

#Newsnight #Brexit

Sir John Curtice: “The idea that the Tory Party can advance their causes by saying ‘We’re terribly sorry, we know we gave you 3 PMs- none of who were any good - but we now want you to give us another 5 years with a fourth untrusted leader’ will be an impossible sell”

#Newsnight

Two days before local elections, client media have been briefed that a whopping *one* person has been taken to Rwanda as part of something that sounds very different to the Rwanda Deal but will now be celebrated by Tory Minister’s as the Rwanda Deal ‘working’

#Newsnight

Tory MP Richard Holden: “Austerity wasn’t a choice that we made. It was something imposed on us by a reckless Labour government”

Jo Coburn: “To be clear, Labour didn’t cause the financial crash”

Tory MP Richard Holden: “No, no they didn’t”

#PoliticsLive

Labour’s Rushanara Ali: “The country is in a worse place now than it was 14 years ago”

Tory MP Richard Holden: “That’s a lie. That’s a straightforward lie”

Richard Holden 2 minutes later: “Austerity was imposed on us by a reckless Labour government”

#PoliticsLive

Despite several minutes of Tory MP Richard Holden obfuscation, they’ve clearly accepted another £5m from Frank Hester

That’s this Frank Hester…

#PoliticsLive

This is a good reminder to never ever work for Wilfred Emmanuel-Jones

#jeremyvine

You must be thick as pig sh!t if you believe that people can go to the doctors (if they can get an appointment) tell them they’re feeling a little sad and the doctor says “Fine, have six months off work”

#jeremyvine

Tory apologist, Wilfred Emmanuel-Jones: “People can go see the doctor and get signed off for a bit of ‘depression’”

#jeremyvine

Marina Purkiss Andy Guttridge aka Mr Flipper Jeremy Vine On 5 Remember when they said

'Politicians and bureaucrats SPEND OUR MONEY ON PRIVATE JETS for short distance travel. This is an outrageous abuse of British taxpayers' money and MUST BE STOPPED!'

- Vote Leave advert in 2016

Imagine if Richard Tice got as passionate about improving public services or the NHS or the cost of living crisis as he does when hating on desperate asylum seekers

#PoliticsLive

Conservative MP Mel Stride claims PIP benefit is thousands of pounds per month.

No it is an absolute maximum of £720 a month, and most people only get about £250.

Meanwhile he claims £1,250 a WEEK in rent on his expenses

Lying, thieving b******

Tory MP Robert Jenrick to Baroness Chakrabarti: “Why won’t you trust British judges?”

From the same lot who demanded *British* judges in the Supreme Court be ignored

#bbclaurak

A reminder that this is the same government that is currently promising to clamp down on what it describes as 'immoral' waste in the civil service

Chris Philp managed to find his way to the #bbclaurak studio ....maps not being his strong point! Well done Sat Nav 👍🏼👏🏼

Philp says we are 'grumpy' with the Tories

Grumpy?

We're bl**dy fuming 😡

Tory MP Robert Jenrick to Baroness Chakrabarti: “Why won’t you trust British judges?”

From the same lot who demanded *British* judges in the Supreme Court be ignored

#bbclaurak

Tory MP Robert Jenrick casually blaming the fall in UK GDP on migration

#bbclaurak

Tory MP Chris Philp: “Who do you want to run the country? Sunak who’s got a plan that’s working or Starmer who’s got no plan whatsoever & wanted to make Corbyn PM a few years ago? Confronted with that choice we’ll see our poll rating significantly improve”

Delusional

#bbclaurak

Satisfaction in the NHS was never as high as it was in 2010 under Labour

Then the Tories came to power…

#bbclaurak