Starmer demands the return of the sausages from Gaza

This is like the riddler and the penguin in arkham asylum

A tale of 3 headlines

I’m against the death penalty anyway, but the Supreme Court allowed the execution to continue today and with all liberal justices voting to stop it 2016 is the most consequential election of my life (so far) and when people wanna complain, ask them where they were on 11/8/16

Coffee wasn’t even $7 under Trump?

Bonchie the stock went up $20 per share after he sold it.

TRUMP LITERALLY OWNS A FAKE SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANY THAT HE CAN NOW SELL SHARES IN FOR BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WHILE HE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES YOU DUMB FUCK

Nancy Pelosi: *Buys Nvidia at $100 and sells at $120* “SHES CORRUPT” Donald Trump: *Creates a fake company that goes public so he can defraud people* “smol bean”

They say never meet your heroes :(

Coworker is having a birthday soon and this girl who works under her wanted me to create a poll to ask peoples favorite types of cake to see which one her boss would pick so she could get it for her. The following screenshot is the epitome of the average American voter

Like many people have pointed out, he had already said incendiary things before these new allegations, yet the endorsement was only withdrawn today…

investigate this

Wanted to say something but I’ll get banned.

Sir, President Trump eats McDonalds for breakfast.

BREAKING: Virginia Tech OL Parker Clements has decided to redshirt and enter the transfer portal. He was promised a $5 NIL coupon from Cabo Fish Taco and did not receive it.

Wait, if these charges are false and based on lies? He should be fine then

1. Why would “the system” turn against him if he already accepted the immigrants? 2. “The system” going after corruption is good

“who wants to go to the Four Seasons Istanbul?” Eric Adams:

The UAE just bought 50