No it’s like they switched writers and the new writer has never seen the show before

I am 100% sure that money can buy me happiness. I am happier than ever when I have money

4 kids by 24 sounds insane. Are you a sim

this is taking me out

you’re laughing. oj simpson is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’ baby and you’re laughing.

Interesting how life is bleak and meaningless without a crush but having one feels like being chased through the woods by a clown with a gun

“you let your pet sleep with you”

i’d let that mf represent me in court

My most millennial trait is big purchases must happen in big laptop screen

They’re called deviled eggs because if you don’t like them you can go to Hell.

friendly reminder that it's april 2nd and 1 lb of scallops is 495 calories but 81g of protein and just 4.5 grams of fat

Working pro photographers are using some of the most beat up DSLRs you’ll ever see. Don’t worry having the latest and greatest gear. Worry more about the decisive moment, networking, your craft and making your own luck.

I miss when twitter was my safe space for photography

Little activewear city moment 🌸

Just went thru his likes, none of them look like they can dodge a car going 150mph

r u cool with me coming over and shedding half my hair all over ur floor

[making small talk at party] any groceries you’ve been into recently?

me in the middle of the night trying to figure out what’s wrong with me