Attractive girls are always the most insecure. While these Shrek looking bitches, walk around thinking they're the shit.

The Spanish trip is going to be the highlight of my Halloween 😒

Is it inappropriate to request one of the Mexicans on campus to translate? 👨

They better speak like they've lived in Spain their whole lives and are in a hurry, I need my Wegmans.

I'm gonna miss cheering for everyone at the finish line 🏃👟⌚️

I still feel like I haven't caught my breathe...

Nothing fixes an awful race like shopping

What's it like to live with normal guys?

"Knowing I can never get pregnant and I never will is so relieving" -ryan boadway

Let's just say her ass was a Gryffindor, but her face was a Hufflepuff.

Why is everything @rachkay48 tweets perfect?

I love your eyebrows, we'll call them Frida and Kahlo.

True life: I didn't know nice people actually existed until cross country

Everything becomes a jumble of "what if" at night

@AmandaMarble Lydia Balestra I don't think either of us expected you to get any sleep 😬

I think I'm bipolar.

Wearing cheap mascara and looking like a fairy prostitute <<<