Life hack: If there’s ever a drought all you have to do is start driving back to school and God will send a torrential downpour

Lowkey waiting for Oupme 2018

Anybody else seeing the straight up rave lighting on ONLY the right side of the stage or is tiger tunes finally collapsing my mind? #chapeltweet

#chapeltweet TONIGHT. BE THERE.

Also super excited about this! This also better be on everyone's calendars cause Kappa Chi throws bomb parties. #projectKX

#chapeltweet

If you go to refuge and don’t stay 30 minutes after talking to people did you really go to refuge?

Anybody else neutral on the scooters? I swear I feel like a war is about to break out, only one side will be much faster than the other #chapeltweet

Why did they put the greatest theme park in the world in a swamp in the corner of the country where it rains the most

I never knew I wanted this until now

Don’t take your baby to Disney World

Convocation chapel be like #chapeltweets

See y’all at tiger tunes

“Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the ark”

Klaus is the best Christmas movie since Polar Express came out in 2004

Refrigerator sounds like it was named by Dr. Doofenshmirtz

“No mom, this is YOUR dream” - every teen sports drama