the article/ the magazine

No Country for Old Men is a movie about an unhinged coin collector.

The dinosaurs deserved it. x.com/PopulismUpdate…

AI show me Geraldo opening Al Capone's vault and inside it's full of Beanie Babies.

AI show me Saved by the Bell reskinned as an American Psycho prequel.

Write a cyberpunk novel in which a mogul devises a plan to revive failing papers by turning loose AI popups of newsboys yelling Extra! Extra!

Write a weird fiction novel in which the swift boat vets from the '04 presidential bid develop into a cargo cult that by 2024 holds political sway enough to move elections and has taken to being called Swifties.

Write a horror novel in which all the figures have escaped from the paintings again.

Write a romance novel about driving a boat into a hurricane.

Write a tragedy about a star trapped in a black hole's pull, unable to escape and afraid to fall forever in, spinning round and round in the void.

Write a detective novel about trying to remember where you parked.

Write a fairy tale in which a sheep farmer passes away and his flock is scattered and with nothing to count each night the townspeople all cease to sleep.

Just found out I'm in an alternate timeline from the one in the Phil Collins song. x.com/TMZ/status/183…

Pitch an Indiana Jones sequel in which Indy goes in search of a legendary city built on rock and roll.

Pitch a gritty Three Stooges reboot from the perspective of a detective following three violent drifters town to town investigating their many OSHA violations.

Write a tell all in which the Commodores reveal 1977 hit Brick House is about the third house from Three Little Pigs.

Write a disaster novel in which society agrees that the apocalypse is a preferable outcome but war breaks out among factions when no one can agree what kind of apocalypse is best.