now, it's not often I ask you to do stuff for me... please retweet if a. you believe in fairies b. you support second time female filmmakers and c. you support British cinema. Timestalker is released in cinemas in the UK & Ireland on 11th October 💜❤️🩷🌭☸️🐦🪓

“I used to think that I could never lose anyone if I photographed them enough. In fact, my pictures show me how much I’ve lost.” Happy birthday, 💔👑Nan Goldin …

Midlands chums - you couldn’t be in better hands. A genuine classic introduced by two smart fellas who are good speakers: Jon Dear Ian Greaves - definitely a date for your diary. macbirmingham.co.uk/cinema/pendas-…

Proudly displayed on my rucksack.

When your mum is busy but calls you anyway

It’s beginning to look a bit like autumn.

And without whom, we might never have had Omega, K9 and Sarah-Jane’s farewell. At least not in the way we did. Then again, we also might never have seen The Armageddon Factor so 🤷‍♂️

Where I’m calling from.

*loads gun*

Any bloke who uses “female” as a noun. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

I HATE SEBASTIAN COE

Yes.

“BBC bummer.”

Evening in late summer a perfect time to visit a cemetery.

There aren’t enough mentions of “cave dwelling spiders” on cemetery tours.

I’ve even got the Daleks in colour.

Your Crumpled Correspondent provides unwanted explication to Mr William Fowler Esq. as regards Vincent Price's favourite root vegetable, while recording another audio commentary for COOKING PRICE-WISE, Mr Price's fab 1970s cookery show,out soon on BFI Flipside Blu-ray!

So Watt? I'll be bringing the television archives to the London Jazz Festival on 16 November. Matinee showings of rare Oxley, Bailey, Parker, Ornette, Toop, Eastley.... Maggie Nicols our special guest. Stewart Lee our host. Tickets: barbican.org.uk/whats-on/2024/…

Please stop reading Guardian listicles. No good ever comes of it.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a grosser string of words than: 'to develop cutting-edge, capital-efficient content creation opportunities.'