"I see that you're trying to work. I'm just going to put my head on your laptop and audibly sigh to let you know how much this bores me."

What might a baby picture of our Sun look like? 👶 Seen in this Webb image is a newborn star with supersonic jets of gas spewing from its poles. It’s only a few tens of thousands of years old here, but when it grows up, it'll be much like our Sun: go.nasa.gov/45SdAer

I know I'm sleep-deprived when I'm going through some code and my brain starts to interpret `static` methods as `satanic` methods.

As an aside, I'm now inspired to create a programming language that makes it sound like I'm raising hell. It's now on the list of projects I'll get to when I have time (i.e. never 🥲).

Yes, I did just search for that 🤦‍♀️

It's that time again 🧟‍♀️🎃 #NewProfilePic

Kris Nóva was a truly incredible person. It's still hard to accept this loss. I hope she's happily dealing with computers at another universe.

I actually wondered how one would measure 2 terabytes of basil, then the rest of my brain kicked in.

Me: ::doesn't have the energy to text friends back:: Also me: ::puts on shitty 00's dance music and does a weird spastic crab dance with the dog while barking at each other for an hour::

Please help me protect life in Ukraine. Russia has targeted Ukrainian civilians and civilian infrastructure. This means the water supplies and energy supplies that people need to stay alive, especially throughout the winter. Last winter Russia tried to freeze the Ukrainians. 1/

I don't know why, but I get irrationally angry when companies try to be edgy and use a Cyrillic alphabet as a font in their products/logos/ads. This place is called Banya 5, but their logo says "Vaiua 5".

Merry Christmas, friends 🖖🎄

Russia launched the largest attack yet against Ukraine, targeting civilians. A war crime on a massive scale. A reminder for the New Year that Russia’s aims haven’t changed - it wants to destroy Ukraine. Not letting aggression pay off is crucial for European and global security.

Massive attack on Kyiv is going on. Since the night. In some districts there are no water and electricity. Sorry there is no art. Writing this with explosions. Київ, бережіть себе.

Hi folks. I had a great holiday break, and now I'm ready to start looking for new opportunities in Developer Relations. Some things about me: 1/x (RTs appreciated)

Today is the 2nd year anniversary of Russia's invasion of Ukraine. This is a reminder that the war is far from over, and they still need our support.

Because Russia bombed the kids with cancer.