I feel like I'm going insane but this is actually a v unsuccessful piece ???

fussy, prosecutorial, unevenly reported in all the wrong directions, with the exactly opposite vocabulary for the topic — a Martian trying to convince you bananas are handguns newyorker.com/news/annals-of…

Truly remarkable after all these millennia how much the smallest quiver in the natural world can remind man just how little separates us from beasts.

(*it's a breezy, sunny 70 degrees in DC today and I feel like I'm drinking sunshine)

Turning 32, going to the edge of the world for a week's vacation and then moving the next morning... not ✨ not ✨ the most chaotic I've ever been but close 🥉

Stayed up way too late making everyone fall in love with me in Baldur's Gate 3 and now I'm too sleepy to type my little emails at work : (

Anyway a goofy thing about journalism and modern technology is how many of you (Trump advisers! celebrity publicists!) don't realize that when you call a reporter, the caller ID comes up as your mom or dad's name since you're still on their phone plan.

love never lasts :(

too many insane lines to count in this terribly vapid piece. run away from the small-hearted world she imagines and is forcing on the rest of us, run away ! ! ! newyorker.com/culture/the-we…

I am very fun at parties I swear

I am never more powerful than when I walk into the newsroom clutching my iced coffee like Nancy Botwin

Today at work someone said I looked like Justin Theroux 🥰 🥰 🥰 dressed like G. Gordon Liddy ☹️ ☹️ ☹️

l o l, wait, Risa Heller helped plant that Elizabeth Holmes profile in NYT? vanityfair.com/news/2023/05/e…

As soon as I saw this, I had to literally stop and sit down and immediately read all 9,000 words of it vanityfair.com/hollywood/2023…

Yes the U.S. might default and destroy the international economy in a few days : ( but today I got to walk to work in sunny, breezy, 75-degree weather listening to Graceland : )

Well. I did it. I got bangs.

(I got a mustache.)

imagine publishing this in a national newspaper