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I just think it’s funny El*n Musk was ultimately forced to spend tens of billions of dollars to buy a website where I can call him a pampered little Zambian emerald mine heir with a sperm problem who buys companies after the tech is invented to the resounding applause of dorks.

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Finally got around to reading Jennette McCurdy’s memoir and it’s really just so good. Difficult subject matter but written with so much heart and wit. I’d put it up there with other vital memoirs like Heartburn, Fun Home, Crying in H Mart, and Bossypants.

Finally got around to reading @jennettemccurdy’s memoir and it’s really just so good. Difficult subject matter but written with so much heart and wit. I’d put it up there with other vital memoirs like Heartburn, Fun Home, Crying in H Mart, and Bossypants.
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Elon doesn’t want to own Twitter because he cares about free speech. He wants to control the narrative and ban people who make fun of him. It’s gonna be against the rules to clown on him soon but until then remember when he got denied entrance at a sex club? Lol

Elon doesn’t want to own Twitter because he cares about free speech. He wants to control the narrative and ban people who make fun of him. It’s gonna be against the rules to clown on him soon but until then remember when he got denied entrance at a sex club? Lol
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Bold of Matthew Perry to come for a universally beloved actor when his own resume consists of a dozen failed movies and four flop tv shows. Plus his only hit project was a ripoff of Living Single. πŸ™ƒ

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